Jim Slip: the dirty old guy who screws young and willing schoolgirls
The dirty old guy Jim Slip from Jim Slip’s Ukstreetsluts
When I saw my wife Lara Latex engaging Candy in hot lesbo action, I thought to myself, “There’s something missing here!” then I suddenly realised what it was. MY DICK, that is what was missing! A girl with a body like Candy’s, i.e. perfect tits, little waist and beautiful round bum is lost unless there is a cock somewhere in the picture, i.e. MY COCK! lol So I hurried to the bathroom to freshen up and emptied half a bottle of Hai Karate! on me just to make sure. This stuff works great on the birds and also keeps wasps and flies away when you’re at a barbecue! Anyway I arrived back on set just in time to marvel at what a wonderful body Candy has. It looks like it was fashioned by the Devil himself to wreak havoc. I reckon this is the real reason the Pope is resigning. I think he was surfing the net and accidentally stumbled on Candy in her…
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